10 signs

your 5-year-old might be addicted to Mariokart:

1. He is stressed when other shoppers are “passing you up” at the grocery store.
2. He keeps telling you to drive faster on the road because you’re in twelfth place!
3. He yells, “watch out for the banana peels, mom!” randomly while you’re driving.  and he’s serious.
4. He wants to name your next child after one of the characters from Mariokart
5. When you get home from anywhere, he is out of the car, shoes and jacket discarded in the entry, and already downstairs mid-race by the time you make it to the front door.
   
6. He calls you on your cell phone every time he “unlocks” something.
7. You haven’t seen him for days.  Maybe since you acquired Mariokart?
8. He likes to crash into you and yell “bam!” all the time.
9. You discover him independently browsing Amazon.com and that he’s figured out how to put 2 different Mario bros. games in his cart.
10. He obeys you when you tell him he can’t play Mariokart until he listens to you.

Is there a mariokart anonymous?